It's A Dog's Life

 Today I wish I was a dog. (No, really!) Why, you ask? OK, if you're sure you wanna "go there!"

Our bestest-buddy, Scooter, catching a "quick" nap
in our bed. Who says you need thumbs to pull down the covers?

The Top 10 Reasons I Wish I Was a Dog Today:

 1) Dogs don’t get migraines. Think about it…do you ever see a dog lying in a darkened room, earplugs in, hugging a “puke bowl” and sobbing like a baby? Yep, didn’t think so.

 2) Nobody cares if a dog sleeps 20 out of 24 hours a day. Heck, we expect them to! Bark if someone shows up and sleep…that’s their job. (Lucky bastards!)

 3) If you ever see a dog with his head in the john, it’s because he’s thirsty…or just plain curious. It’s definitely NOT because he’s got the flu, drank too much (again), has a migraine, or ate gall bladder-forbidden food.

 4) (You are ONLY gonna get this one if you suffer from the EVILS of hemorrhoids! You’ve been warned.) Dogs can drag their arses across the floor with complete, total abandon…with a smile on their face! Well…at least until they get caught…*grin*

 5) No one expects you to clean up your own (or someone else’s) mess...EVER!

 6) No one thinks you’re weird if you sniff them or lick their face. (Please, do not even ask…)

 7) If someone walks into the room and you’re taking an innocent nap, sprawled out spread-eagle on your back, buck-ass naked…it’s OK…’cause you’re a dog.

 8) YOU CAN SCRATCH WHERE IT ITCHES IN PUBLIC!

 9) All your meds come wrapped in cheese. (Uuuummmm…..cheese!)

 10) If you get the munchies in the middle of the night and your food bowl is empty, you don’t have to run to the store. If you’re a dog, you always have options…garbage can, litter box…(Hey! Don’t judge, it’s dogs were talking about…LOL!)

*Honorable Mention 
  11) As a dog, making friends is a breeze! You walk up, sniff a bum, lick a face, and it’s all good!
                
 and, finally...last but not least

  12) If something is annoying you, you can eat it.