My body was flaring; I was too tired to play.
So I sat in the house on the computer all day.
I was too bored to write, too tired to make a call
So I sat on the couch doing nothing at all.
I sat with my laptop, just sat there feeling blue.
That’s when I got the idea; I knew just what to do!
I’d do some social networking, making contacts on-line.
Forget about my nerves, I figured I’d be fine!
There’s Facebook and Tumblr and I just found my Klout score.
Without a Stat counter, I won’t know who has visited.
Oh the colors, the questions, the info they ask.
But they say I need all so in glory I may bask.
This is turning out to be one long, exhausting day.
I have to keep Facebook, it’s the biggest network.
But if I don’t have Twitter, I’ll look like a jerk.
Pinning is just fun, so that one has to stay.
So I’m back where I started and beginning to get pissed.
I wish I could awaken to find it all was a dream.
But instead I get Tweets from the whole Twitter Team.
Now I’m on BlogHer and SheWrites and Cracked.
But I’m so busy networking, I no longer have time.
You’ll end up confused and lost in cyber-space too!
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