Good morning! WHY do I have Frank Sinatra stuck in my friggin’ head? I don’t even LIKE Sinatra! (No offense guys, just not my cup of tea…which I don’t much care for either come to think of it. So maybe Sinatra IS my cup of tea!) “…That’s life! That’s what all the people say…”
Once again I find myself caught not between a rock and a hard place, but between a colon-blow moment and a dead modem, which is in a separate room. (Do NOT even ask why I have a computer with me where ever you’re guessing I am currently residing. Just…don’t!)
Of course, with it being O’dark-thirty in the morning, NO one is awake to hear me scream until they reset the stupid, faulty equipment for me. So I must amuse myself with writing instead. (Much like being stuck in a similar situation without the necessary equipment to complete the paper work.)
|Patron Saint of folks with bowel issues everywhere!|
Honor her with profuse spraying of air freshener
or the lighting of a Ceremonial Match.
Use soft tissue and sit atop padded seats
in her honor.
(We will not even discuss how to call upon her...)
Some of you are probably wondering about now (or two paragraphs ago) why I “comment” on the miracles of the Bowels so often. Well…I have come to discover that there are a LOT of peoples out there with varying degrees of interesting “blissues.” (bowel issues)
There are several diseases, like Crohn’s, Colitis, and IBD that can work their blissue magic on you in and of themselves. Then there are the diseases that can cause muscle problems that run their own blissues as a part time job. (That’s the category I’m "sitting" in.) THEN there are all the cool and trendy meds folks are given that can trigger “feast or famine” responses.
I swear, with all the fun ways our bowels can “explode” inconvenience like a bomb, it’s amazing more folks don’t fess-up to using their bathroom as a home-away-from-home! Or, as I like to think of it, as my Resort Vacation Spa since no one in their right mind will come anywhere NEAR me when I’m in here. (Unless it’s to bang on the door and beg for a courtesy flush. But I digress…)
Since I’m currently “trapped” I’ll go ahead and share some cool stuff with you. (No, not THAT! I’ve probably already shared too much along THOSE lines. Geeze guys, how tasteless do you think I am?) (Please, do NOT answer that!)
First off, now through the end of the year WEGO Health is accepting nominees for their Health Activist Awards! Anyone can follow the link and nominate their faves. (I know I’ve got several I’ve nominated!) It’s a great way to acknowledge and honor those who work so hard for all of us.
|Mr. Josh Straub, an |
AMAZING young man!
Now I’ve done my sharing for today, the good AND the bad. (Remember, sharing is caring!) May your legs never fall asleep and you always have air freshener at hand! *falls over laughing at own perceived funniness*