My name is Broomzelda Hagglehog and I would like very much to file a formal complaint!
There I was, minding my own business, flying around the day before The Big Day, scouting new areas in need of serious "Witching" when what do I see? Some crazy lady stealing my thunder!
|Behold the might of the|
Bird Wrangling Stick!
I have included two photos of said poacher so you can judge for yourself. She HAS to be some kind of wild, unregistered Country Hag. She even has a black cat and is surrounded by an army of horrible birds.
|Why yes, Officer.|
I WAS cavorting!
Not only do unverified Witches like this make us all look bad with her amateur cavorting, but her open day-time activity only accustoms the locals to fearful behavior making it harder on the rest of us to achieve the full “pee-your-pants” terror response.
Thank you for your time and consideration. I truly hope a resolution can be reached ASAP.
|Can you believe this WITCH |
ID#666NDGRAVE, Warted Witch 1st Class
(Hey! I bet you guys didn’t know the Air Controllers were in charge of Witches, did ya? It does make perfect sense…*falls over laughing on her computer*)