I'll NEVER Do It Again! (or All Nude, All The Time!)

  Good morning! My hubby has become convinced I have developed an odd, possibly unhealthy, obsession. I’m of the opinion he doesn’t get it or Aliens abducted him and surgically removed his sense of humor. Only time will tell who is right and who needs a new funny bone for their Birthday!

  OK, so I’ve discovered that when I’m bored or bummed I can go to the “Search Keywords” section and crack myself the holy heck up! I mean, people are SERIOUSLY bizarre sometimes.

  Although I also understand that every time I include said weird-o search keywords it only increases the number of times these “interesting” nut-jobs are going to manage to find my personal slice of awesome pie. So, this will be the last time I do so. (However, I do reserve the right to Tweet or post the bestest, creepiest, or just most fudged-up ones on Facebook!)

  Here’s what I’m going to do out of pity and to make sure these poor misled peoples don’t go away all empty-handed and sad like. I’ll just go ahead and post a pic to go with each search. *falls over laughing as you guys shudder in horrific anticipation*

  This one is a combo of the tamer ones. “I’m a wedgie girl,” “people who walk their bird,” and “shame and stink”. (And YES! I DO think representing “stink” with a skiddie is HIL-A-RI-OUS!) NEXT!

  Next on the list was “girl wedgies nude” which is an absolute impossibility. If you’re nude then there’s nothing present with which to be “wedgied.” Sorry weird-o…can’t do it! NEXT!

  Here we have “amateur one leg nudes.” Why? Honestly, I do NOT even care to hear the answer to that one. I’ve watched enough CSI to know there are fetishes in this world I could have died a happy woman never having known about. Still, I promised a pic…NEXT!

  Finally, #1 on the Keywords that brought me new friends-in-the-making for the MONTH was the ever-popular “nude girls”. Want to hear something even sadder for a blog that thought it wanted to be a “Health and Humor blog” when it grew up? “Nude girls” is #8 for “all time” keywords. So that must clinch it, I am officially in training to be an “all nude, all the time blog.” (I’m still currently an amateur ya know!)

  So that’s the last of it. I promised no more. Just HAD to get it out of my system…(And if you’re one of the more-than-likely disappointed people-with-interesting-hobbies, hope you enjoyed your visit and have a great day!)

PS I wonder if this post will obtain "parental filter denied" status? After all, I've got nudes, wedgies, chickens on leashes, and mention of fetishes...How friggin' cool is THAT!?!