OK, can we say I’m in PPPPPPAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNN this morning and it has NOTHING to do with any stupid chronic illness! (Any male reader in the audience, please just back away slowly from the monitor or live with the nightmares and random flashbacks. You’ve been warned!)
Let’s think about this for a moment…if the person LIVING with this gadget had been on the design team, there would be no “motion-triggered self-cleaning cycle.” (aka C-R-A-M-P-S!!!!) Instead there would be some form of “eject” button hidden behind the left ear or right knee or some shiz-nit. The wonderful “one-push flush-and-go” feature! (Hellz yeah!)
These new features would also eliminate so many of the un-favorable side-effects of ownership. For instance, with an “eject” button firmly in place, the hormonal dip required for the current “self-cleaning cycle” would no longer be necessary, thusly eliminating PMS! BULL-YEAH!!!