Shamless Promotional Delusions Of Grandeur

  Good morning! I tell you what, I don’t know about Stella and her groove? But mine is definitely out of whack! My schedule around here is so mucked-up that my brain is starting to sound like bacon frying from the short-circuits!

  So this is what I’m gonns do…I am going to CHEAT today! Oh yeah…BIG time! Then hopefully tomorrow it’ll be back to business as usual. (Fingers and toes crossed please!)

The graphic I did to go along with the article.
I'm really proud of both!

  First up is *insert drum roll here* I have an original article in
Bonbon Break Magazinetoday! (That means you can ONLY read it on their Bedroom page.) It’s called A Fork in the Road and is one of those rare things where you look at it and say, “Dang! I can’t believe that came out of my head!”

  This week’s entire issue is pretty darned amazing! I’m still bouncing in my chair at being included!

  For my next bit of complete insanity, I did something WAY out there! I opened a

Zazzle store! Yep, I suffer from such total delusions of grandeur that I’m convinced peoples are gonna line up to wear my shiz-nit! Well…wear it or drink coffee out of it or hang it on their wall. (No, you don’t drink coffee out of a T-shirt goofy! Not very easily anyway. There are also coffee mugs and posters!)

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  I’m telling you, Super Slug is preparing for World Domination. You can tell it from the look on his/her sluggy face!

Super Slug approved!

  Who knows, maybe next in my quest for World Media Domination I’ll create a magazine, just like Opera only better! Just think, I could call it “Slug Life!”

  Maybe I should start with a book club of Super Slug approved books…”The Slug Also Rises” or “For Whom the Snail Strolls.” Maybe even “50 Shades of Slime.” (Yeah, I know, it’s SO overdone, but I had to!) How about “Slime and Slugishment.” *falls over laughing like a tweaking monkey wearing clown face* (Hey, I am SO digging obscure references today.) The possibilities are ENDLESS.

  I really should point out that this week is Mental Illness Awareness Week, (which will probably explain the last two or three paragraphs nicely.) So show your support for those in your life who struggle with Depression, Anxiety, Bipolar, Schizophrenia, or any of the countless other invisible, mental illnesses.

  Also? Any suggestions on what to stick IN this store would be totally, awesomely appreciated!