Good morning! Well…it is now, anyway! I actually began my day on my knees. (Get your mind OUT of the gutter!) Yep, I awoke with a real Mother of a headache, complete with the nausea attachment. (Again, bouncing in my chair in praise of Migraine rescue meds that work!)
Good news…head is tolerable. Better news…I’m a complete, giggly dork-wagon. (AWESOME meds!) Ya see, that way if the headache begins to escalate again, you won’t remember it actually hurts! Oh, you know what the bestest news is? I signed up for my first ever attempt at a Tweet-chat today! (THIS? Should be hilarious!)
Since my brain is quickly turning to over-cooked cream-of-wheat, I figured I’d do something “special” this morning and share a few of the things that have been “shouted” at my house this week…just a little something to put a smile on your face! (Or make you back away slowly from the computer wondering what the heck is wrong with my family…) (It works either way. *grin*)
"Your jaw-line is bigger than your bra-line!"
(Same NOT ME person) "Seriously! Just look how hairy my butt is!" (Then the NOT ME person was kind enough to illustrate his point!) (Yes, folks…THIS is the kind of life I live…)
"I’m covered in cat snot again!" (Please note the use of the word "again"!)
"Ummm…did you happen to notice if I yelled, “F@*K-nuggets!” when I was on the phone with the Nurse?" (Would NOT have been the first time…)
"Ummm…why is there an inflated glove with a face on it in the bathroom?" (So THAT’S where Glove-y ended up!)
"Did you let the chickens out of the basement?" (It’s best not to ask…trust me on this!)
"What is that smell and where in the world is it coming from!?!"
"What’s wrong with talking about my Mommy-parts? You were all up-close and personal with ‘em on your way out, ya know!" (OK, in all fairness, this was NOT shouted-out at my house…it was in the middle of the grocery store…) (And I wonder why my kids never want to be seen in public with me!)
"You don’t want to go down in the basement. My brother roams around in his underwear down there."
And, to finish out with the sister-scream to the above warning…
"MOM! Make him put pants on!!!"
May your day be filled with pants, non-hairy-butt-showing persons, and a million reasons to laugh!