Sunday, January 20, 2013

Dear Douche Bag...

Dear B----er,
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  I know in the past I have spoken harshly about you. Perhaps this is the root of our current problems? If so, please allow me to humbly apologize. After all, we’ve been working together for over a year and sometimes, unkind words are said without meaning to hurt the person.
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Dear Douche Bag.
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  Why oh WHY can’t you get your shiz-nit together? I mean, seriously! You guys are run by the big G, which pretty much owns the web. You’d think you’d have the best and brightest of everything. So WHY, I ask, are you glitching the CRAP outta my stuff!?!
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  I try to be understanding, but there comes a point of no return. And I? Have arrived there.
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  When I am forced to spend an hour on the phone (TWO MORNINGS IN A ROW) with Tech Support to correct your flippin’ glissue, my blood pressure skyrockets! Oh, and did I mention the Tech Support belonged to another company since you offer me NO human contact options!?!
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  It’s one thing when you refuse to play nice with my formatting, turning a neatly laid out post into a tech-no-mare CLUMP, but it’s a horse of a different glue factory when you EAT my COMMENTS! That right there is unforgivable.
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  So please allow me to say one more thing…If ANYONE out there is a Tech God and would be capable of walking a tech-impaired moron through the steps to migrate? PLEASE contact me before I “accidentally” apply a hammer to my screen.
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Sincerely
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Chris
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We now return you to your regular programming.

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