Weasels+Lederhosen+Zombies= Welcome To My World!

  Good morning! Yesterday The Boy rode shot-gun to pick up The Girl from her place of employment. On the way home we had a lovely, educational chat…
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The Girl (TG): “Grandpa was yelling at me because I haven’t gotten a flu shot this year.”

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Me: “Everyone I know who’s gotten one this year has gotten sick right afterwards.”
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(Picture coutesy of iloveoptimus)
The Boy (TB): “

I don’t know when my last flu shot was.”

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Me:

“You’ve never had one.”

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TG:

(To TB) “You’re not even fully vaccinated.”

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Me: “Neither of you are. I don’t think Middle Son is either…(To TG) Umm…I’m not sure about your German Measles vaccinations. When you get married you’re gonna have to look up your records. Oh hell, just get a damned blood test.”
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TG: “German Weasels!?!”
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TB: “Yeah, they’re like normal weasels only they wear Lederhosen.”
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Me: “MEASELS I said MEASELS!”
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TG: “Damn! I thought I might turn into a weasel if I got it.”
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  Meanwhile, in the middle of THIS conversation, another was simultaneously taking place.
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(Picture courtesy of Ellzlouie)
  Back to the Flu Shots…

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TG: “One of the women I work with has gotten like SIX flu shots and she’s STILL sick!”
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Me: “It doesn’t work like that…” (Launching into a science lesson fuelled by too many years of Biology.) “…and THAT’S how it’s supposed to work.”
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TB: “So….you’re telling me they inject LIVE things into you?”
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Me: “Weakened forms.”

TG: “Or dead. It depends.”
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TB: “And they stay there?”
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TG: “FOREVER!”
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TB: “I think I’m beginning to see how Zombies are invented.”
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TG: “OH!!!!!!!” *bouncing in her chair in giggle fit*
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TB: “After years of injecting live things into your body, they band together and create the Zombie virus. THAT’S when they take over your body and you start craving flesh.”
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Me: *laughing so hard I almost swerve off the road* “OH-MY-GAWD!!!! You might be onto something there!”
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TB: “All I have to do now is find out who’s been vaccinated so I know where the Zombie’s are gonna be coming from.”
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  And since the two conversations were occurring at the same darn time, this would be when The Girl shouted, “German Weasels!?!”
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  So now y’all know what’s going to spawn the Zombie Apocalypse AND what happens if you don’t get your German Weasel shots. You’re welcome!


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