Saturday, March 16, 2013

Sham-HOLY CRAP!

  Good morning! Yesterday afternoon…*deep breath* I had a BLAST!
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Thanks to the Guys at the InAPPropriate
Comedy Facebook Page for permission
to use their mostest AWESOME graphic!
  I was playing around on Facebook and came across a post from InAPPropriate Comedy. (Vince Offer’s new movie due for release on March 22nd.) They were giving away an InAPPropriate Comedy Shamwow! autographed by Vince himself. Oh, You KNOW I entered!
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  I then spent the next hour annoying the livin’ schnikies outta everyone with repeated updates in increasingly creepier increments;

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“HOLY CRAP! Do you guys know what I would do to get my hands on one of these!?! If I won, maybe THEN he'd follow me on Twitter!”
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“This is getting weird. I'm literally bidding on an autographed Shamwow with smart ass remarks instead of currency. And as a side-note? Vince Offer STILL hasn't followed me back on Twitter!”
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“The Girl just informed me I'm moving into creepy territory with my comments to prove myself worthy of an autographed Shamwow. I think it's not creepy if you end the sentence with a question mark. Then THEY can decide if it's creepy or not.”
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“As usual, I think I just went a step too far in my quest for the coveted Shamwow. I may or may not have mentioned something about FB stalking the page to see if I won. What I'm feeling is a creepy not even the Schticky could remove!”
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“I FRIGGIN TOTALLY WON!!!!! I am only a little weirded out that this is the high point of my day, but...I WON!!!!”
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  WHOOP! WHOOP! *lop-sided happy-dance goin’ on over here*
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  The awesome person running their FB Page (I can only assume Mr. Offer has someone else do it) even gave me permission to use the Giveaway’s graphic on here. How flippin’ cool is THAT peoples!?!
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  So, after spending the next hour texting hubby in an attempt to convince him I wasn’t making it up, (no offense InAPP guys, but if I was gonna make up winning something, don’t ya think I could have been more creative with it?) I settled back in my nest with the certain knowledge that the day just could NOT get much more amazing.

This kind of surprised happiness? CANNOT be bought!
(Except, ya know, with an autographed Shamwow!)
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  Then? I got the notification that InAppropriate Comedy had followed me back on Twitter! (Pardon me a moment whilst I wipe the tears of happiness from my eyes..*deep contented sigh*)
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  I’m telling y’all, the ONLY way today could top THAT would be if Vince himself followed me back. Then? My New Year’s List would be completed and I would literally do a Zombie-shuffle Victory-Lap around the house while Queen’s “We Are The Champions” played in celebratory fashion in the background. AND I’d have one of the Offspring film it so I could share my utter and complete JOY with all of you!
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  Yeah, OK. I’m back from SERIOUSLY WRONG Land now. (PLEASE tell me that didn’t sound too much like, “I wanna wear your skin for a shirt,” instead of the playful, yet TOTALLY HARMLESS and definitely NOT obsessed quip it was mean to be!)


Oh yeah, you just knew it would
make an appearance on
 Totally Random Shuffle!
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  Umm..anyway, Thanks again InApp guys for the fun and THANKS for the Shamwow! I promise, when it arrives, I am SO gonna frame it and post all manner of pictures of my happy, little face with it. (Not really ALL manner. Just totally NORMAL pictures. “All manner” like that. I should just quit while I’m ahead, shouldn’t I?)
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  If you guys will excuse me, I think I should maybe take a minute and go examine my priorities…

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