Thursday, May 2, 2013

Pure Info-Mercial Gold, Baby!

  Good morning! I’d tell you how refreshing it was to take a day off, but I’ve been seriously busy with some down and dirty R&D. (That’s fancy talk for Research and Development, as opposed to D&D, which is geek speak fro Dungeons and Dragons.)
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  A couple of days ago, I was once again involved in a discussion about “hovering” in public restrooms. Which is better than the term I always used, “playing hit or miss.” Because if you have ANY balance issues at all? That’s pretty much exactly what you do.
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  Anyway, this discussion led me to the idea for ANOTHER new invention. Are you ready for this? I introduce to you the Hover-N-Hang!
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  Made of a Space Age polymer, the *Hover-N-Hang is lightweight, compact, and completely portable. It’s a frame that allows you to use public restrooms without fear of contamination.
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  The size and weight of a travel umbrella, the Hover-N-Hang folds out to a surprisingly sturdy frame allowing you to freely “go with the flow” while saving your thigh muscles the agonizing burn of an extended visit.
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  The Hover-N-Hang is dishwasher safe, making sanitizing a breeze! It also comes with a washer/dryer safe, sanitary pouch, saving the inside of your purse from the worry of having that “not so fresh” feeling.
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  The Hover-N-Hang is available in four fun colors- Red, Brown, Blue, and the popular back-splash hiding Yellow.
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  Act now and we’ll even throw in this inflatable novelty seat. It conveniently snaps onto the frame adding some cushion while you’re pushin’.
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  And Mr. Offer? If you’re out there, once again YOU are the ONLY pitch guy that could turn this dream into pure, info-mercial gold!
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* Brought to you from the minds behind the Free-Fall Funnel and he Coffee-Flage Cup.

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