It all started innocently enough. I spent all afternoon helping The Girl design her blog. It was only when I stood up after several hours of sitting that I noticed the problem. It was like the skin in the middle just split right down the seams.
|Umm...really? No. Just...no.|
|And HOW would one go about doing this alone?|
Or is butt crack shaving more of a couples' bonding experience?
All I know for certain is this; I canNOT think of anymore butt crack puns!
|How the hell is this even related to a Re-Cracked ass-crack!?!|
Hubby seems to think it had something to do with he nylon gym shorts I was wearing. When I was all weirded-out and
That last part? I can TOTALLY get behind! (OK, I had one more in me!) Which is why today would NOT be a good day to drop by for a visit. Because today is Pants-Less Thursday! (RELAX already. I just meant I’ll be wearing a skirt and I hate people to see me dressing like a girl and stuff.)
|I'm thinking the folks at WebMD may be in need of|
a serious anatomy lesson...